Do vegetarians eat animal crackers???

3.11.2004

Wow, Denise.....that "I'm a College Student" thing is SOOOOOO true.....in fact.....here are all the ones that are relevant:

I am a college student. Stealing from the caf no longer feels like stealing!

I am a college student. I have a specific shower stall which I refer to as 'mine' and my feet will never touch the floor of it.

I am a college student. Drunken scrawlings on my message board or late night drunken IM's from friends across campus no longer perplex me.

I am a college student. Somebody keeps stealing my damn message board marker.

I am a college student. I pray for hotties in my classes so that I will have a reason to go to that class. I will, however, never talk to any of these hotties.

I am a college student. I will cross busy streets just to pick up what might be a quarter.

I am a college student. Answering machine messages are a thing to be celebrated.

I am a college student. When I see movie trailers on TV, I say 'I can't wait to download that'

I am a college student. Going 'out to eat' no longer involves getting in a vehicle.

I am a college student. I don't know half of my professors' names.

I am a college student. Christmas lights are a year-round decoration.

I am a college student. Laundry bags double as suitcases.

I am a FEMALE college student. I have worn my huge fuzzy slippers to the cafeteria at dinnertime.

I am a college student. Going to bed before 2:00 is almost unheard of. (only sometimes for me)

I am a college student. If it doesn't look or smell dirty, even if it has been on the floor for 3 days, it can be worn again.

I am a college student. I am accustomed to asking "do you have a student discount" wherever I go.

I am a college student. Going to early classes in my pajamas is fine.

I am a college student. Parties Wednesday through Saturday nights are never hard to find.

I am a college student. To get extra money, I sell my plasma, or my roommates cd's.

I am a FEMALE college student, but you will never see me on a "College Girls Gone Wild" video.


I am a college student. I have cussed out the people on the floor above me for being too loud at 3 am (not me, but I want to all the time!!!)

I am a college student. I seldom make my bed. (make that NEVER)

I am a college student. I enjoy seeing mail in my mailbox. (hint hint)

I am a college student. I have been to a TOGA party.

I am a college student. I have fallen down on campus before.

I am a college student. But I don't remember what home-cooked meals taste like!

I am a college student. Procrastination is a must.

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Anyway, school is good, the weather is good......I'm coming home in 36 days!!! I can't wait!!! Since it's not that far from now, I may be able to resist scratching my roomate's eyes out!! Anyway, I have to run off to the music school again, but I may write another entry today!!!

Later Gators

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